Jack-
This week's movie was called "Rock of Ages". I just have to say, this movie was bordering on being porn (Greg here interjecting: for the record....... how he would know this is beyond me). It was one the most lewd and crude movies that I have ever seen. One of the main characters gets a job as a stripper half way through the movie. And there are more make-out scenes than I can count (Greg here interjecting again: I guess that we need to work on counting).
The only redeeming quality, in my opinion, was that the songs were very good. That, however, that was about all that was good. I would give it a rating of a 1/2 a star.
This week's movie was called "Rock of Ages". I just have to say, this movie was bordering on being porn (Greg here interjecting: for the record....... how he would know this is beyond me). It was one the most lewd and crude movies that I have ever seen. One of the main characters gets a job as a stripper half way through the movie. And there are more make-out scenes than I can count (Greg here interjecting again: I guess that we need to work on counting).
The only redeeming quality, in my opinion, was that the songs were very good. That, however, that was about all that was good. I would give it a rating of a 1/2 a star.
I don't know which I enjoyed more -- Jack's review or Greg's interjections. I'm still smiling. Good job, Jack!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of counting, I went to the eye doc yesterday. He was testing my peripheral vision by asking me to look at his ear while he held up fingers on both hands on the outer range of my vision, then asking me how many fingers he was holding up.
At one point I inadvertently looked at his hand (rather than his ear), and I quickly admitted to "cheating" -- he told me he wasn't so worried about that, but thought perhaps I needed to work on my math skills.
:)