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Thursday, July 12, 2012

Jack- 
The latest movie that played here in the city and burough of Wrangell was Madagascar 3, and I just have to say, it was the WORST MOVIE EVER!!!! Every single character  was gruesome, they all had these weird spiral noses, and the lion's head is the weirdest shape ever. Also if you look at the animal control character woman, you'll notice that she has the shape of a pear. Not in the way you would normally think.  Her booty is huge but her neck is the size of McDonald's straw. I you have never seen one of the Madagascar movies, look up the characters and tell me they won't give you nightmares. Marty, the Zebra was one of the most annoying characters I have ever encountered in all my years of movie watching. His voice reminded me of nails scraping down a chalk board. And when he started to sing, "Afro Circus", I wanted someone to gag me with a spoon. The movie makers expect you to know what happened in the last movies, but if you hadn't, none of this movie made sense. I would give this movie, a half a star. I would give it no stars if it weren't for a scene of the bush baby Mort throwing up a stream of pink cake frosting.

3 comments:

  1. HaaHaaa! You are certainly a movie Critic aren't you, Jack? Very funny.

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  2. Ha! Gag me with a spoon. :) You are the best movie critic ever!

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  3. Love your review, Jack! However, I liked the movie. Afro, circus, Afro, circus, polka dot, polka dot, Afro!! And yes I've seen all the Madagascars. :)

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